Another edition of the family quiz show, where competitors from across the country and across generations compete with stories of who is the biggest bastard.
Tonight the Thompson family compete with the Millers from Newmarket. Will Uncle Ted who ate the coal scuttle or Maria Miller who registered her Aunt missing after leaving her at a cannibal care home.
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An indepth and fascinating look at tools through the ages, from the ancient flint chisel to the latest laser tech, John Stapleton and Sajid Javed explore the world or tools, talking to experts and nodding sagely like they understand what the hell is going on. Features Richard Hammond's monsterous misuse of a whisk.
People impersonate goats to a panel of celebrities. Will Mike from Durham, Claudia from Bristol or Patricia from Carmarthen convince the judges they have what it takes to live on a mountain side for eight months eating moss? Or will last weeks' champion, Paul from Stoke, succeed in being milked by an unsuspecting farmer?
Interviews with celebrities, politicians and musicians about their favourite jazz mags. This week, pop legend Sting recalls knocking one out to a Madonna centrefold, while archive footage shows Charles Aznavour disappearing into the gents with a copy of Grattons Lingerie Catalogue during the 1957 music awards.
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1968 documentary on the Police and what they do for us. With commentary by Kenneth Kendall, this searing look at crime in the 60s details clips around the ear, tutting and all manner of estwhile crime curtailing adventures, and a special appearance by Jack Warner, who is undercover as a man enjoying a lapdance.Read More
simply the best channel to witness people bumping into things and sustaining at best minor injuries. This weeks top collisions knee into coffee table; walking into doors; stubbing a toe. Plus updates on Ursula Bruzes, Polands most clumsy woman, how works at a munitions dump in Kraków.
Update: Kraków has since disappeared.
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Informational program anout what clowns should do in the event of an apocalypse. This week, where to store your clown car with the big hooter thing. Cars will be in high demand after the end of the world, and clowns cars are a target for violent militia assaults and thefts. Especially from other clowns...
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Omnibus edition of the series which follows the trials and tribulations of a woman who sells bookmarks on a commission only basis. This week, Debs has to deal with customer debt as Mrs Fredricksson has reneged on her order of three bookmarks. Should Debs call in the heavies to get her cash, or chase up the £2 in the courts?
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Channel dedicated to the noble art of Hula hooping. This week Detective Baagkur has to solve a delicate case of the murder of a diplomat, whilst keeping his hoop going. Tensions mount in the interrogation room when he almost succumbs to a damaged pelvis, but will he unmask the killer? sponsored by Furton's Hip and Pelvic Replacement, Bendorm.
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Sanctimonia et sanctior quam tu coverage archiepiscoporum, a benedictionibus et baptismis ad omne munus sociale frequentandum. Hac septimana archiepiscoporum petas aspicimus et quaerimus: Itane? Bonus vultus putas?
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Channel for people to ring in and say how great it was in the old days before all this new fangled stuff happened and you could leave your doors open and kids rode bikes and played football and you could drive for miles without needing to use a phone and music had meaning and you could understand the words back then.
The pancras remains one of the most mysterious organs in the whole body and no one knows what it does or why it is there. Guest Richard O'Sullivan has his removed by celebrity chef Ainsley Harriot to see if he can survive without it. Also features a recipe soup by Ainsley with a mysterious ingredient.
Peter Powell continues his 24hr / 365 day a year show. Viewers and fans remember Pete from his heady Radio One days, but now they can watch him spinning the discs in his own shed. Despite having to be jolted with a cattle prod, he still spins all the hits and sometimes you can understand what he says, even though he sounds in a real bad place. With music by Madness and The Police.
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Depicting the majestic rolling hillsides is one of the hardest things to master, and therefore this week we are looking at painting nude ladies. Jeff Mullany deftly moves his brush across the canvas, all the while focussing on the soft curves and subtle skin tones of his model, until his wife comes home.
The history of buttons moves to the round one with four holes. unlike the round one with three holes, the round one with four holes has a history which is both fascinating and intricate. The evolution of the round one with four holes is an inspirational tale of triumph over adversity. Features cardigans, shirts, jackets, waistcoats and underpants.
continuing coveerage for the carnage from the jumble sale riot in Poole. With the knitted jumper stall now occupied by enemy forces, those on the bric-a-brac stands must plan a counter insurgency, regaining ground in the furniture display, toys and tea making area. The carnage grows as pitched battles for overall control of the cake stand contents.
