Radio 1

1's Large One

OMG YOLO DJ Smithy in his crib spin loud top choons grim amoeba whack bowl ninja style innit! Scrape da pudding big situ prime grooves ya hear me. GOAT ear vibe frenzy thirsty for extra sick yeet wheelbarrow merenge colitis aspidistra in prime snatched. Live from Wallasey..

Radio 2

Bingley Arkwright's Jazz

The latest and finest Jazz. Tonight features live sessions from The Leaman Boys, Peach Peachy and Misty Bunkbed. Saxophonist Frank Bell drops in to explain why he likes blowing into things, while last week’s competition winner is hunted down in woodland and burnt.

Radio 3

Proud To Like Proust

The 3rd instalment of the 87 part Life of Proust with Beiinda Morrisey, professor of literature in Brighton University. Now aged seven, Proust is already showing promise as an essayist, his lengthy ‘what I did on my holidays’ garnering 5th prize in the school literary festival..

Radio 4

The Archers

Brian and Lloyd atill can’t work the tractor, while Michelle is worried she may have overchanged someone in the shop. Keith and Vasquez chase and errant goose around the town, while Andrew sits at home and waits the three minutes for the Russian missiles to smash into his front room.

BBC Local Radio

Barry Charm Fumbles With Your Buttons

Barry Charm brings you the latest news from around the area, special local guests and the greatest in music to make your evening mellow. There’s on this day in history, famous people’s birthdays, lost and found, What was the year, and don’t forget his hilarious telephone wind ups.

Heart

Dec and Cyn's Anthems

No evening would be complete without Dec and Cyn choosing top dance and rock anthems as the soundtrack to your night. Stay in and brood silently as the Toonsome play your favourite hits, which happen to be their favourite hits, and keep you amused with thinly veiled sexual references. It’s Heart!

Capital

Bri and Bree's Anthems

No evening would be complete without Bri and Bree choosing top dance and rock anthems as the soundtrack to your night. Stay in and brood silently as the Toonsome play your favourite hits, which happen to be their favourite hits, and keep you amused with thinly veiled sexual references. It’s Capital!

Absolute

Gav and Stokesy's Anthems

No evening would be complete without Gav and Stokesy choosing top dance and rock anthems as the soundtrack to your night. Stay in and brood silently as the Toonsome play your favourite hits, which happen to be their favourite hits, and keep you amused with thinly veiled sexual references. It’s Absolute!

Smooth

Jim Poppins

Jim plays the great smooth tracks for your night, taking you from the relaxing time to the arrival of the paramedics for a welfare check. 40’s, 50’s, 60’s… all are welcome. Listen to some of the finest music while the essence of your very being seeps away into a meaningless void and death awaits. Call in for requests.

Smooth Xtra

Candide Smothers

Candide massages your very being with her soft, come hither tones while also playing some of the sings too fast for those who find Smooth to be too heavy metal. Masturbate slowly as she introduces some of the finest slow, mellow tracks. She knows what you are doing. Perverts like you need locking up. Call in for requests.

Classic FM

Why did they play?

Hugh Merrison continues his exploration of why certain composers concentrated on certain instruments. Although considered one of the finest composers, Mozart seems to have refused to even consider using a Moog Synthesiser. Why? Featuring a selection of Amadeus’ greatest works.

Magic

Big Band Bonanza

Rex Lovell with the best sounds around bringing you big band favourites and all that is best in brass. Also tonight, highlights from the Dewsbury Brass Band festival, and interviews with some leading band leaders and impresarios who have made Brass Band music THE music of today.

Tintern Abbey FM

Monks-A-Plenty

Community radio featuring all Monks, All day. Enjoy Monk action from this trappist order. Shovelling, creaking of doors, soft shuffle of sandles on stone floors, rounded off with a beautiful choral recital of some of the finest Gregorian chants. Tonight an exclusive chat with Brother Peter of the Silent Order of Froome.

Aberdeen AM

Live from Lollipop World

Coming to you live from Tillydrone Lollipop shop, Erica and The Doc talk to local people about local matters and really get the buzz out on the street of people who want to buy lollipops. Also a live performance by Hootie and the Blowfish.

 

Sound of Porth

Xmas Gossip Special

Join Mair Lowry as she plays the hits and memories all relating to Porth. Requests (of a non-abusive nature) are welcome. Find out which famous people have heard of Porth and the quiz ‘What’s That All About?’ where the prize money now stands at 3 apples and a goat.

Margate Pirate FM

Promenade Dreams

Live from our studios in the Promenade bus shelter, Doug True and the team play the hits to listeners and people who turn up. Doug also talks to Gloria Muppet, who has been collecting litter in the area for forty years and keeps it al in a warehouse outside Cliftonville.